Dear Internet,
"Metroid:
Other M" does not fail my further continued expectations. What I mean by that is the story continues to
get worse. The character of Samus
continues to spiral down into mediocrity, or even worse stupidity. Two quick examples occur that paint her as
such. One occurs when she meets a larva
Metroid to her surprise, not ours. There
was enough foreshadowing to paint a barn, so it really comes as no shock. What does come as a shock is Adam firing at
Samus just as the Metroid is about to attack her. When asked why he says, "You can't
destroy these Metroids." He says it
like it is an excuse for attacking Samus, which really just paints him further
as a jerk as I have told you about, Internet.
If he really is playing as a double-agent, which is yet uncertain since
this story likes to pull 180s sometimes right after another, then at least an
ulterior motive would make more sense than half cooked up reasons. What makes it worse is that Samus accepts
this as an answer. She could have killed
the small Metroid with ease, which is shown by how Adam kills it. Adam could still have told Samus about the
new breed of Metroid without making her suit power down. Instead, what happens is he forced her suit
to power down so he could go on an apparent suicide mission. But the story is not done, so he might turn
out OK.
He shot her on a hunch? |
Internet,
perhaps I have been overly negative so far with this game. I have only been talking about the story and
how it comes across as a poor man's fan-fiction. The game play is something completely
different. The basic controls are simple
but stress highly upon the skill of the player.
Third person perspective segments have a fixed camera for each room and
mostly prevent awkward camera angles. First
person segments are entered with a twist of the wrist by pointing to the
screen, which makes Samus stay still while firing which creates an awkward
transition. The platforming is well done
with only a few questionable jumps presented.
There are a few puzzles whose solutions are less obvious mostly due to
little to no hints given and really dark rooms, but the latter might be my
brightness settings set too low. The
enemies are merciless. I found myself
time and time again having to retry bosses in this game, but they never once
felt broken. Instead, they were based
upon the tested and true pattern formula.
The player has to learn how to fight them, in my case through trial and
error.
"Other
M" will continue for at least one day more. That means more whiney Samus, more terrible
narration, and more terrible plot. Is
everything going to be a clone? Metroids
get cloned. Ridley gets cloned. Space pirates get cloned. This better be a cloned Samus if the story
wants to redeem itself with its liberal use of a overly emotional bounty hunter. Oh, yes, internet, before I forget. Let us keep to a minimal Samus' decision to
nickname the mysterious assassin "the Deleter." Was being an assassin not good enough? Traitor is a strong enough word already. Why give a nickname that sounds like a ten
year old would make? Frankly, Internet,
I do not care.
Also,
crappy story prediction, Madeline is the AI program Mother Brain. Why do I say this? She has the same initials. I hope I'm wrong.
Yours in digital,
BeepBoop
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